LIST OF CELEBRITY SKANKS:
Britney Spears (Swamp Trash Skank)
Lindsey Lohan (Anorexic Skank)
Tara Reid (Party Girl Skank)
Paris Hilton (Filthy Rich Skank)
Courtney Love (Major Druggie Skank)
Kevin Federline (Gold Digger Skank)
Eva Longoria (I love Vibrators Skank)