Hilary Duff is now anorexic, J-Lo may be preggers, Gilligan is dead.... this is what is happening in the online celebrity world. I think it is progress that I don't want to gouge J-Lo's eyes out in a jealous rage. I think it is... nice. Well, at least nicer than Britney procreating. But don't even get me started on that one.

Actually, this rash of anorexic starlets is intriguing. How do these women find the strength to not eat? Or is it (more likely) a result of all the blow caked on the nostrils? Questions, questions.