I will readily admit that I have always thought Jessica Simpson has a SMOKIN' bod. And she seems almost sweet, in a vapid way.

Now, Ashlee?!! Not very attractive, not the least bit talented. We wouldn't have to hear from her if it wasn't for her sister and her scarily over-involved Pop.

But lately, I just have to say I don't think either of them is actually that pretty in the face. In fact, I would say Ashlee is downright ugly and Jessica is just OK. I guess the implants and spray tan make up for it.